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I haven’t had the balls to take pictures of them but the woman greedily licking the yogurt out of her individually packaged container almost made me take out my phone to take a picture.

Stuff left on subway platforms

Please don’t throw any “liquids” in the trash can.

If you call it something other than Crown Heights…

“Ooh, look there’s a candy store in our new neighborhood: Chocolate City.”

“That’s the first time I’ve heard the word ‘loosey’ used in a sentence.”